Agent Scud
10:53 Tue Mar 27
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Hellman's is passable but far from the best mayo.
The ideal sauce is some Heinz Ketchup mixed with Tabasco - shits all over anything else when it comes to a fry-up or bacon sandwich.
Salad Cream is the Jeremy Kyle of condiments. Beloved by white trash fuckwits and a guilty secret for those marginally above the peasants.
By far the worst condiment ever is Sweet Chili - fucking abomination.
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only1billybonds
12:25 Tue Mar 27
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Fraser/CzBE
That would make sense as i was staying in the Golden Bay area (perth) As for Vegemite,there is always a jar in our house as my bird us from Melbourne.
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fraser
12:12 Tue Mar 27
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Full of Indians here now, yet you still can't get a decent curry..
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Cheezey Bell-End
12:00 Tue Mar 27
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I haven't been back to Melbourne for 12 years, so things might be different now. Not much Indian food then. And no African gangs.
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fraser
11:51 Mon Mar 26
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I think the gravy on chips is obviously a northern thing picked up in Perth, don't have here in Melbourne other than a British chippy that was in St.Kilda.
But as for sugary, all condiments and sauces are very sweet.
Even the ready curries that Coles and Woolies started selling..
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Far Cough
11:48 Mon Mar 26
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Yeah but they have that Vegemite shit instead of the vastly superior Marmite
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Cheezey Bell-End
11:45 Mon Mar 26
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I think there must be a second place called Australia. I don't recognise overly sugared food or gravy on chips from the country I was born in. Maybe Perth is different because it's remote and had different influences.
I know America does everything sweet, but to me Australia was more like England. Normal tea, fried breakfast, fish and chips etc.
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fraser
11:16 Mon Mar 26
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Love Hellmans, really missed it till they started selling in Oz, Oz mayonnaise like most of their food is sweet and full of sugar, disgusting.
Mind you costs £4 for a small jar here.
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Any Old Iron
10:54 Mon Mar 26
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13 Brentford Rd 6:53 Mon Mar 26
A good home made mayo will always trump shop bought, but the next best thing are French products, particularly Benedicta.
How can Hellmans be 'real' mayonnaise when it doesn't even have Dijon mustard in it?
Those Tracklements prices are a joke.
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jack flash
10:47 Mon Mar 26
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To be honest I can't tell a significant difference between Hellman's & Aldi's own brand (Bramlies I think)
I love dipping nice crispy chips in mayonnaise (& sometimes tomato relish)
It's one of the many bad habits I picked up when I was doing a 2 month project in Holland!
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monto
10:04 Mon Mar 26
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Their squeeze bottles are a bit of a pain in the arse when levels get low.
Becomes a Fucking mission trying to squirt any jollop out.
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Northern Sold
9:44 Mon Mar 26
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Leonard Hatred 7:34 Mon Mar 26
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Anyone who eats mayonnaise, on anything, under any circumstances, is a fucking cunt.
This.... but double it
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HairyHammer
9:35 Mon Mar 26
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I love English Mustard and Cranston pickle on a cheese sandwich, but I concede that Mayonnaise goes with almost anything.
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Gavros
8:32 Mon Mar 26
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tracklements mustard is fucking unbelievable
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eusebiovic
8:23 Mon Mar 26
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I don't like it anymore...
Check out tracklements...
https://www.tracklements.co.uk/
They do a french mayonnaise which is amazing...in fact pretty much everything they do taste great
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defjam
8:21 Mon Mar 26
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MAYO is the best condiment.
Although in the U.S they are usually baffled by it's use.
Last year whilst out somewhere i had to have chicken nuggets as they were about the healthiest option that time of night, i also asked for mayo and the girl said "What?" i aksed again and she asked why i wanted mayo, so i said for my nuggets and fries and she looked at me puzzled, said "You're putting mayo on your chicken" I said yes, she shouted to the others behind in the kitchen and they all joined in, so i asked them what sauce they put in their chicken burgers, she said "Mayo" so i said so whats the difference??
She said in a chicken burger it's ok but not with chicken nuggets!!
Americunts!
I got the mayo in the end.
Mind you they literally put cheese in or on everything, fucking irritating when i forget to tell then to leave it off.
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Gavros
8:16 Mon Mar 26
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that chilli mayo is alright. like a good chicken burger with a few dollops of that.
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Mike Oxsaw
8:13 Mon Mar 26
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"Give me Ham on five, hold the Mayo."
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Gavros
7:53 Mon Mar 26
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I bet you do.
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Buster
7:38 Mon Mar 26
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I fucking LOVE a bit of Simon.
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Leonard Hatred
7:34 Mon Mar 26
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Anyone who eats mayonnaise, on anything, under any circumstances, is a fucking cunt.
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